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Car Salesman" – Original Drawing by Gregory Michael Maness
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Menopause

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Menopause
Bitchy, Sweaty, and Unapologetic

This psychedelic fever dream of a painting is a tribute to the mysterious and molten madness known as Menopause.
Over time, the artist began noticing a pattern—women of a certain age suddenly transformed into volcanic goddesses: sweating through silk, snapping at ceiling fans, and experiencing the occasional emotional detonation over an empty chocolate ice cream carton. One minute serene… the next, threatening to burn the house down because someone dared to suggest decaf—then bursting into tears five seconds later.
The blazing tendrils of hair? That’s the internal thermostat going from 98.6 to Mount Vesuvius in half a second.
The glowing eyes? Calculating whether you’re part of the problem.
And that smile? Oh no, friend—that’s a warning label.
This is the radiant, lava-lamp-meets-demonic-sun-goddess vibe you never knew you needed—but every woman has survived.
As the artist once said, “You all seem… unwell.”
To which the collective reply was:
**“We’re fine. Just hand us a fan, back away slowly, and *do not touch that AC thermostat, mister—even though it’s January.”
Part of the Unusual Faces Collection: Menopause is equal parts surreal satire and reverent homage—
A tribute to the sweat, the storm, and the sisterhood of sufferers everywhere.

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Original Signed Pastel Painting by Artist Gregory Michael Maness
Dimensions: 16” x 20“ Strathmore 400 Cold Pressed Watercolor Paper
Mediums: Sennelier Pastels / Blick Studios
FOR SALE: $1,500.00 
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An Original, One-of-a-Kind Oil Painting by Artist Gregory Michael Maness 

Step into the golden glow of harvest season with Chardonnay Summer, a masterful oil painting that captures the soul of California’s wine country. The focal point—a laborer bent under the weight of an overflowing harvest backpack—embodies the grit, toil, and passion behind every exquisite bottle of Chardonnay. You can almost feel the relentless summer sun radiating off the canvas, the scent of ripening grapes thick in the air. 

Beyond its breathtaking brushwork, this piece is a true sensory experience. The artist has seamlessly integrated vineyard wire and authentic Chardonnay grapevines into the frame, while real black crow feathers adorn the harvester’s hat. A cascade of hand-selected, high-end California Chardonnay corks lines the base of the frame, grounding the piece in authenticity. Grapes spill from the canvas in 3D, blurring the line between art and reality, inviting you to reach out and taste the harvest. 

More than a painting, Chardonnay Summer is an invitation—to step into the vineyards, feel the weight of the harvest, and toast to the beauty of craftsmanship in both art and winemaking. 

 

 

Dimensions: 40” x 52” |
Custom Framed by the Artist at Gregoart Studios Prints, Metal, and Canvas Transfers Available – Starting at
$595

An Original, One-of-a-Kind Oil Painting by Artist Gregory Michael Maness Step into the golden glow of harvest season with Chardonnay Summer, a masterful oil painting that captures the soul of California’s wine country. The focal point—a laborer bent under the weight of an overflowing harvest backpack filled with golden Chardonnay Grape Clusters—embodies the grit, toil, and passion behind every exquisite bottle of Chardonnay. You can almost feel the relentless summer sun radiating off the canvas, the scent of ripening grapes thick in the air. Beyond its breathtaking brushwork, this piece is a true sensory experience. The artist has seamlessly integrated authentic vineyard soil into the paint, trellis wire and hand harvested Chardonnay grape vines onto the frame, while real Black Crow feathers adorn the harvester’s hat. A cascade of hand-selected, high-end California Chardonnay corks lines the base of the frame, grounding the piece in authenticity. Grapes spill from the canvas in 3D, blurring the line between art and reality, inviting you to reach out and taste the summer’s harvest. More than a painting, Chardonnay Summer is an invitation—to step into the vineyards, feel the weight of the harvest, and toast to the beauty of craftsmanship in both art and winemaking.

ORIGINAL FOR SALE: $35,000 (Plus tax, shipping and handling fees.

Dimensions: 40” x 52” | Custom Framed by the Artist Gregory Mcihael Maness Van Gogh Oil Paints from Alpendorn, Holland


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